Episode Three : Secrets, Laundry and Giveaways

I have a secret, but I can’t divulge it for few more days… but here’s a hint.

One person guessed it was a membrane.  Huh?  Um, no.  He was as cold as it is here in Boston. 

Its kinda fun hearing peoples guesses.  Although the FB comment, then message, then text then phone call from the SAME person within 90 seconds was a little over kill.  Come one!  If I was pregnant, I wouldn’t tell people over the internet!  I would be a little more creative in that announcement.  You heard it, I’m not preggers.  …Oh wait, did you just hear that??  Yeah, it was a sigh of relief from the Husband.  And that second little gasp was from the selfish Dog who pees on the floor every time I kiss the Husband before him.  I shutter at the thought of what he would do if I brought a BABY into the house. 

So, have I mentioned that I’m a housewife?  Yeah, I am.  And according to the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, as of May 22^nd 2011, the Husband became responsible for making sure I don’t do anything stupid-like jumping off the Pru on a dare.  In return, I became responsible for doing his laundry.  So Not Fair!!  This is not such an easy undertaking.  You see, the Husband went through boot camp-where they teach you to be the biggest *n*l *ss on the face of the planet.  Now, years later, the Husband insists I fold his little undershirts a very particular way, because when folded this way, you get two neat rows in the dresser.  I can’t say no either, because I’m unemployed and I watch bad (great!) TV all day.  What reason do I have not to spend a minute per shirt (and he wears TWO shirts a day!)??

So, to all you other Housewives out there, check this out and then come complain to (or commiserate with) me about doing laundry. 

Luckily,  I'll have help with the rest....

Finally, Giveaways.  I found the Bargain Blonde through my BFFs sister, the Momma with Desires.  They both have fun Giveaways this week.  Lindsey’s (the Bargain Blonde) giveaway is one of these awesome cuffs made by Erin of Gussied.  And Ravens giveaway is the new Britney Spears CD.  Go check out their blogs, and enter, and maybe you (or I) will win!!